<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Contraband Viagra]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds.<br />
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."<br />
The stranger says, "How about 20?"<br />
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."<br />
The stranger says, "How about 10?"<br />
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."<br />
The stranger says, "Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the U.S. How can you say they're not worth it?"<br />
The Egyptian man says, "Oh, the pills are worth it – my wife isn't."</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/21730/contraband-viagra</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:37:56 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/21730.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2015 20:07:43 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Contraband Viagra on Mon, 17 Oct 2016 17:14:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">omg totally</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/188180</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/188180</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[JACK777]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2016 17:14:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Contraband Viagra on Mon, 17 Oct 2016 03:05:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:cheesy2:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/188123</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/188123</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cupofass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2016 03:05:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Contraband Viagra on Tue, 09 Aug 2016 18:15:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Good point - probably to have an 'excuse' to play with the boys?</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/181674</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/181674</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jdo143]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2016 18:15:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Contraband Viagra on Thu, 28 Jul 2016 08:30:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f642.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /> why would he marry her then?</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/180746</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/180746</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[JACK777]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2016 08:30:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Contraband Viagra on Thu, 30 Jun 2016 22:41:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f604.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /></p>
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