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<p dir="auto">A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"</p>
<p dir="auto">His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"I got fired."</p>
<p dir="auto">"No, Bill – I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Oh, um, she got fired, too."</p>
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