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<p dir="auto">She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she."</p>
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