<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Engineer and the Frog]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."</p>
<p dir="auto">He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog speaks up again and says, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."</p>
<p dir="auto">The engineer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket.</p>
<p dir="auto">The frog then cries out, "If you kiss me and turn me back, I'll do whatever you say!"</p>
<p dir="auto">Again the engineer takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket.</p>
<p dir="auto">Finally, the frog asks, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a month and do whatever you say. What more do you want?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The engineer says, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"</p>
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