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The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."<br />
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."<br />
The old explorer said, "No, not then – just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"</p>
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