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"What's your problem, Soldier?"<br />
"Chronic syphilis, Sir"<br />
"What treatment are you getting?"<br />
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."<br />
"What's your ambition?"<br />
"To get back to the front, Sir."<br />
"Good man." says the Major.<br />
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"<br />
"Chronic piles, Sir"<br />
"What treatment are you getting?"<br />
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."<br />
"What's your ambition?"<br />
"To get back to the front, Sir."<br />
"Good man." says the Major.<br />
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"<br />
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"<br />
"What treatment are you getting?"<br />
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."<br />
"What's your ambition?"<br />
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"</p>
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