A plane was about to crash and there were 5 people on board and only 4 parachutes. The first person said: " I am Roy Keane, one of the best footballers in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money and my fans need me so I think I should be saved." The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes and off he went. The second person said: "I am Gerry Adams, a radical Irish politician who can really help my country and I think I should be saved." The others said: "O.K.", and gave him a parachute. The third person said: "I am George Bush, president of the most powerful country in the world. Everyone knows I am a really nice guy and everyone thinks I am stupid,but I'm not, so I am taking a parachute." And off he went. There were two people left, the Pope and a 10 year old schoolgirl. The Pope said: "Child, I am old and frail and have lived my life while you are young, with everything before you. You take the parachute and I will stay with the aircraft and take my chance." "It's O.K." said the girl, "there are still two parachutes…........George Bush picked up my schoolbag

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