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"I have some bad new, and some really bad news," says the Dr.<br />
"Oh man, ok give me the really bad new first," says the man.<br />
"Well you have cancer."<br />
"Jesus!" says the man "What's the really bad news?"<br />
"Well you also have Alzheimer's and your going to start to forget things."<br />
The man sits in silence for about 15 seconds and then says, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."</p>
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