Swallowing Semen Can Cure Morning Sickness
    Psychologist claims the cure for morning sickness is for pregnant women to preform oral sex on their partner and swallow semen.
    http://videos.huffingtonpost.com/swallowing-semen-can-cure-morning-sickness-517431070

And yes, honey, that IS eight inches! I'm proud that you can take it all.

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New Study Says Sex Can Cure a Migraine
    http://videos.huffingtonpost.com/new-study-says-sex-can-cure-a-migraine-517724412

Which is why jacking off is entirely appropriate self-medication for men with those kinds of headaches.