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The bartender says, “Do you want dry beer with no aftertaste, or brewed beer with aftertaste?”<br />
Joe thinks about this for a minute. “Ah, give me the brewed.” So the bartender gives it to him and he chugs it.<br />
“No, no,” says Al, “think manly! I'll have a dry beer.” The bartender goes to fix it.<br />
“Why the dry?” Joe asks.<br />
“Well,” says Al, “that way you can have one sip, and since it has no aftertaste, you can keep on drinking and forget you just had one!”</p>
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