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The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.<br />
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs and takes a long swallow.<br />
The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"</p>
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