<![CDATA[Australian Clock…....]]>Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown New York apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.

"Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock" he drunkenly replied.

"A talking Australian clock - seriously?"

"Yup. Hmmm (hic)."

"How's it work?", the second friend asked, squinting at it.

"Just watch" he said.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.

His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

"For f*#k's sake, you stupid **** . It's ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!"

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