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<p dir="auto">The first guy thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed.</p>
<p dir="auto">The second guy thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed.</p>
<p dir="auto">The third guy says, "That's nothing! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't believe my wife is screwing a horse."</p>
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]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/143569</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/143569</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[omar919]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2015 05:11:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Under the Bed on Sun, 23 Aug 2015 16:49:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/forgetjack" aria-label="Profile: forgetjack">@<bdi>forgetjack</bdi></a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto">Three guys all think that their wives are cheating on them.</p>
<p dir="auto">The first guy thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed.</p>
<p dir="auto">The second guy thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed.</p>
<p dir="auto">The third guy says, "That's nothing! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't believe my wife is screwing a horse."</p>
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<p dir="auto">stupid<br />
LOLLOL LOL</p>
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