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<p dir="auto">A few hours later, the husband strolls past the front desk.</p>
<p dir="auto">The manager asks why his wife has left the island. "Were you not having a good time?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The man replies, "Well, I've been having the best time of my life, but it's been with the maid."</p>
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