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When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"<br />
"Nonsense," says the husband. "I can remember a dish of ice cream."<br />
"Well, I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it," the wife replies.<br />
"My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem – a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."<br />
He goes into the kitchen, and his wife hears pots and pans banging.<br />
The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.<br />
She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"</p>
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