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<p dir="auto">Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.</p>
<p dir="auto">Doctor: I'm afraid the lab called with your test results. They said you only have 24 hours to live.</p>
<p dir="auto">Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT on earth could be WORSE news?</p>
<p dir="auto">Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.</p>
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amazing :cry2:</p>
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