A whale penis is known as a dork.
More specifically it is the cartilage that runs the length of it.
(And to think we had no idea of that back in junior high school…)

A duck's quack does not echo, and no one knows why.

In days of yore
(I wonder when that was exactly…)
when clans wanted to get rid of an undesirable member they burned that person's house down.
Thus the expression "to get fired".

An Ostrich's eye is larger than it's brain.
(I think I know some people like that too…)

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".
(There's a cheap joke there that I will refrain from.)

Reno, Nevada is West of Los Angeles, California.

The only mammal that can't jump is the Elephant.

The word Samba means to rub navels together.
(Oh yes)
:drool:

A jiffy is an actual unit of time.
It's 1/100th of a second.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than by airline crashes.

The name Wendy was made up for the play Peter Pan.

And to end this on the theme of the day:

The condom brand "Ramses" was named after the great Pharoh Ramses II, who fathered more than 160 children. :hot2:**

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