<![CDATA[Random funnies]]>**In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
"don't take more than 1, God is watching!"
A little further there was a box of choclates,
a naughty child wrote:
"Take as many as you want… God is watching the apples"

8 year son: Dad what's sex?
Dad gets tensed but explained everything.
Kid: But dad, how do I write all that in this small box on my admission form ?

A depressed boy asked an old man:
Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.

Virginity is
Neither a Dignity,
Nor a Security,
Nor Even a Sign of Purity,
Its just a…
Lack of 0pportunity…"

Woman in bed with husband's best friend.
Phone rings,
Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,.. bye.
Turns to her Lover and laughs;
My husband, saying he is playing golf with you.

A criminal entered a bed room,
tied up husband & wife,
kissed wife's ear & went to bathroom.
Husband told wife, "satisfy him or he will kill us. Be strong. I LOVE U"
Wife said "He didnt kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he's GAY & needs vaseline
I told him its in the bathroom.
So be strong. I LOVE U

A 5 year old boy,
while taking bath
and examining his testicles
Asks: 'Mum, are these my brains?'
'Not yet', she replied.**

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/2018/random-funniesRSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 16:36:17 GMTTue, 06 Oct 2009 08:05:19 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Random funnies on Sun, 11 Oct 2009 01:49:21 GMT]]>

I know, i've got a lot of pics…

AND  :thankyou: For sharing them with us!!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60585https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60585Sun, 11 Oct 2009 01:49:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Random funnies on Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:30:32 GMT]]>I know, i've got a lot of pics…

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j3o53smiimyeqxa4uE0slOzao1_500.jpg

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60564https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60564Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:30:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Random funnies on Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:59:44 GMT]]>@jagged:

A 5 year old boy,
while taking bath
and examining his testicles
Asks: 'Mum, are these my brains?'
'Not yet', she replied.

:funny2:

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60503https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60503Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:59:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Random funnies on Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:33:53 GMT]]>;D

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60501https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60501Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:33:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Random funnies on Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:07:02 GMT]]>:rotfl: :rotfl: :thankyou: :zing: :congrats:

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60493https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60493Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:07:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Random funnies on Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:30:42 GMT]]>![](http://tracker.gaytor.rent/bitbucket/th_ththROFL 1.gif)

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60459https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60459Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:30:42 GMT