<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[OUCH…..]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Joe, a successful man by most standards, began to be bothered by some incredible headaches.</p>
<p dir="auto">When both his professional life and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who claimed he could solve the problem.</p>
<p dir="auto">"The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles," said the doctor.</p>
<p dir="auto">Joe was shocked and depressed, but decided he had no choice but to accept the operation.</p>
<p dir="auto">He left the hospital wearing a diaper under his clothing, but his mind was clear and no headache.</p>
<p dir="auto">As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He decided then and there that he could make a new beginning and live a more fulfilling life.</p>
<p dir="auto">As he walked past a men's clothing store, he thought, "That's what I need, a new suit." Joe entered the shop and told the salesman: "I'd like to see some of your suits."</p>
<p dir="auto">The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see . . . size 44 long."</p>
<p dir="auto">Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"It's my job," replied the salesman. Joe tried on the suit and it fit perfectly.</p>
<p dir="auto">As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure . . "</p>
<p dir="auto">The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see . . . .34 sleeve and 17 neck."</p>
<p dir="auto">Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"</p>
<p dir="auto">It's my job," said the salesman. Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.</p>
<p dir="auto">As Joe looked in the mirror and adjusted the collar, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Joe was on a roll, so he said, "Sure . . . "</p>
<p dir="auto">The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see. . 9 Wide."</p>
<p dir="auto">Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"It's my job," said the salesman. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Joe thought for a second, and said, "Sure . . . "</p>
<p dir="auto">The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see … size 36." Joe laughed and said, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."</p>
<p dir="auto">The salesman shook his head and said, "You shouldn't wear a size 34. Eventually it will press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/1985/ouch</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 02:23:49 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/1985.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:31:00 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to OUCH….. on Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:43:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:blink:  :faint: :lolp:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60381</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60381</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[basset]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:43:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to OUCH….. on Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:15:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:xpl: :lolp: :lovp: :whistle:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60377</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60377</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mgr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:15:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to OUCH….. on Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:26:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">woohoo!<br />
i shall cancel my hospital appointment<br />
and buy some baggy undies :jaj:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60374</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60374</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jagged]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:26:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to OUCH….. on Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:42:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">That's really an ouch  <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f615.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--confused" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":-\" alt="😕" /></p>
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