<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Little Johnny and God]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, "F<strong>k this," "F</strong>k that."<br />
The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says,"You shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us."<br />
"Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny.<br />
"Yes," says the priest.<br />
"Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny.<br />
"Yes," says the priest."<br />
Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny.<br />
"Yes," says the priest.<br />
"Well tell him to get the f**k out and push!!!"</p>
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