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''How much is this one?'' he asked.<br />
''That one is a monkey brain, and it's $20,'' the owner explained.<br />
''How much is that one?'' the alien asked.<br />
"That one is a female brain, and it's $100,'' the owner replied.<br />
''And how much is that one?'' the alien asked.<br />
''That one is a male's brain and it is $500'' the owner explained.<br />
''Why so expensive?'' the alien asked.<br />
The owner answered,''Well, it's hardly been used!''</p>
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