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<p dir="auto">"Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back."</p>
<p dir="auto">Six months pass and Peter returns. "Yes, we can do this for you."</p>
<p dir="auto">The couple asks, "Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a possibility that we can be divorced?"</p>
<p dir="auto">To which St. Peter answers, "It took me six months to find a priest up here – how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"</p>
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