<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[New iBell]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>NEW iBELL</strong></p>
<p dir="auto">A phone working at 10G network,with 8,16 or 32 TB of memory, in overthick carcass made of Incas's gold, megaphonic ring-tones with 6-8 points of the Richter scale vibration, very sensory screen recognizing smell of hands and garlic.</p>
<p dir="auto">iBell will find you itself if it get lost when drunk. Stone pouch and charger with little power generating station included.</p>
<p dir="auto">The price is only $1 000 000! Sale begins on the 32nd March of 2154.</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/1949/new-ibell</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 15:28:20 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/1949.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 10:58:18 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to New iBell on Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:14:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/gzlong" aria-label="Profile: gzlong">@<bdi>gzlong</bdi></a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto">… issue a million dollar check in PM? ::)</p>
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<p dir="auto">Don't be soooooooo mean <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f642.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /> Just think about how sad (probably crying about your meanness) your pet would be if he had to read something like that from a mean person <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f61e.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--disappointed" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":(" alt="😞" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60263</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60263</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mgr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:14:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to New iBell on Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:13:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">For rich people's pets who can issue a million dollar check in PM? ::)</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60260</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60260</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gzlong]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:13:43 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>