<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Russia vs the USA…...]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.</p>
<p dir="auto">He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!"</p>
<p dir="auto">The wrestler nodded in agreement.</p>
<p dir="auto">Now, to the match: The American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold!</p>
<p dir="auto">A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the ending.</p>
<p dir="auto">Suddenly there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raised his eye just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air.</p>
<p dir="auto">The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.</p>
<p dir="auto">The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"</p>
<p dir="auto">The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face.</p>
<p dir="auto">I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!"</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/1947/russia-vs-the-usa</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:57:40 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/1947.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:41:53 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Russia vs the USA…... on Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:33:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">;D</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60258</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60258</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gzlong]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:33:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Russia vs the USA…... on Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:11:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">i know<br />
iv tried it  ::)</p>
<p dir="auto">LOL :rotfl:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60253</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60253</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jagged]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:11:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Russia vs the USA…... on Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:42:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">ouch <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f642.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60250</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60250</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mgr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:42:35 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>