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<p dir="auto">"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.</p>
<p dir="auto">"To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.</p>
<p dir="auto">"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."</p>
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