<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[In the early 80&#x27;s Russian scientists]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">In the early 80's Russian scientists discovered a way to transfer some of the pain of the child birth from the mother to the father. They find a couple and volunteer them for the experiment. As the woman is a about to go into labor(in Russia man were not allowed to be in the hospital where women gave birth) the scientists call the guy.<br />
"Comrade, are you ready?"<br />
"Whatever, comrade … click(hangs up)"<br />
Puzzled scientists turn the machine to 10% call the guy again.<br />
"Comrade, how are you feeling?"<br />
"Fine, comrade ... click"<br />
Even more puzzled crank it to 50%, the women looks much better. Call the guy.<br />
"Comrade, how are you feeling now?"<br />
"(Annoyed) Fine, stop calling me every 5 minutes ... click"<br />
Finally, giving up the scientist crank it all the way up and call the guy.<br />
"Comrade, tell us the truth how are you doing?"<br />
"Shitty comrade, I am trying to watch a soccer game, my team is losing, you assholes keep calling me every 5 minutes and my damn neighbor is screaming as if he is giving birth."</p>
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