<![CDATA[A dad was telling his son about his worst day in the army.]]>A dad was telling his son about his worst day in the army. "It was the day we had to parachute from a plane," he starts. "When it got to be my turn, I looked down at the ground and said to myself there's no way I'm going to jump. Well, my Sargeant was the meanest SOB I've ever met, and he said 'Boy if you don't jump I'm gonna drop your pants and violate you right here and now.'"
The boy asks "Well did you jump?"

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/19285/a-dad-was-telling-his-son-about-his-worst-day-in-the-armyRSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 20:38:21 GMTTue, 07 Jul 2015 20:36:12 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to A dad was telling his son about his worst day in the army. on Wed, 14 Dec 2016 18:44:17 GMT]]>hahaha 😄

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/194931https://community.gaytor.rent/post/194931Wed, 14 Dec 2016 18:44:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A dad was telling his son about his worst day in the army. on Thu, 24 Nov 2016 04:07:16 GMT]]>@JerodParker:

You forget to add the ending line.

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The boy asks "Well, did you jump?"
"A little bit, at first."

:clap2:

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/193067https://community.gaytor.rent/post/193067Thu, 24 Nov 2016 04:07:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A dad was telling his son about his worst day in the army. on Mon, 21 Nov 2016 05:57:00 GMT]]>i thought i was looking for the pinch line ^

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/192684https://community.gaytor.rent/post/192684Mon, 21 Nov 2016 05:57:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A dad was telling his son about his worst day in the army. on Sun, 06 Nov 2016 01:45:22 GMT]]>You forget to add the ending line.

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The boy asks "Well, did you jump?"
"A little bit, at first."

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/190673https://community.gaytor.rent/post/190673Sun, 06 Nov 2016 01:45:22 GMT