A guy walks into a bar and sees a tiny man, about a foot tall, playing a tiny piano on the end of the bar. Astonished, the guy says, "Wow, where did you get this little piano player from?"
The bartender shrugs and puts an old, dusty bottle onto the bar. "Genie in the bottle. Rub the bottle three times, he'll come out, and you can make a wish."
The guy rubs the bottle, out comes the genie, and asks him what his wish is. The guy already knows his wish: "I want the sexiest girl ever to appear right here, right now, and take me into the back room and make sweet love to me for the rest of the night."
The genie snaps his fingers, and poof! out of thin air appears a gorilla, who wastes no time in grabbing the guy and dragging him into the back.
"Wait!" shouts the guy. "I said girl, not gorilla!"
"Yep," said the bartender. "And if you think I asked for a twelve-inch pianist, you're crazy."

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