<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Magic Number 5]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my best friend Jeff. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the craziest dream the other night. Jeff listened as I told him that the dream consisted of just one thing. A huge glowing number "5". It was made of gold and sparkled with shiny diamonds. Jeff's curiosity was peaked. I went on to say that the first thing that I did in the morning was to grab the daily racing digest and look up the 5th race.</p>
<p dir="auto">Jeff raised an eyebrow. I told him that the #5 horse in the 5th race was named "The 5th Element." Jeff started grinning. Then I told him point-by-point what I did that entire day.</p>
<p dir="auto">I ate 5 bowls of cereal for breakfast and drank 5 cups of coffee</p>
<p dir="auto">I went for a 5 mile jog to clear my head</p>
<p dir="auto">I took a 5 minute shower to rinse off</p>
<p dir="auto">I dressed in the 5th suit I found in my closet</p>
<p dir="auto">I sat in my car for 5 minutes before starting it</p>
<p dir="auto">I drove to the racetrack and parked in the 5th stall in the 5th row</p>
<p dir="auto">I entered through the 5th admissions gate</p>
<p dir="auto">I bought 5 programs</p>
<p dir="auto">I went to the 5th betting window and bet $555 on the 5th horse in the 5th race</p>
<p dir="auto">I went and sat in the 5th row of the bleachers making sure there were 5 people sitting on both sides of me.</p>
<p dir="auto">I settled in and waited for the race to start.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Well," said Jeff. "Did your horse win??"</p>
<p dir="auto">I frowned at Jeff and said, "Stupid horse came in 5th."</p>
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