<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Football in Heaven]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Tom and Matt were best of friends, they played football every single week for nearly 50 years.</p>
<p dir="auto">As they were getting older, they had an argument about whether people play football in heaven.</p>
<p dir="auto">So they agreed that whoever dies first will come back in a dream and let the other one know if they really do play football in heaven.</p>
<p dir="auto">A few years go by and Matt passed away. He kept his promise and visited Tom in a dream.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Tom, you were right! They play football up here and not only that, they have your name for starting quarterback!"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Oh wow!!! That's amazing!!"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Well," replies Matt. "Here's the thing…they have you playing tomorrow night"</p>
<p dir="auto">Read more at <a href="http://www.sunnyskyz.com/funny-jokes/15/Football-in-Heaven#TFrobsXYDL1I4D9H.99" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.sunnyskyz.com/funny-jokes/15/Football-in-Heaven#TFrobsXYDL1I4D9H.99</a></p>
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