<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[A Genie Lamp with a Twist]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">A recently divorced man, heartbroken and down on his luck, comes across a magical genie lamp. Thinking his luck has finally changed, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie.</p>
<p dir="auto">"I am an all and powerful genie. You get three wishes, but I must tell you in advance, anything you wish for, your ex-wife gets double."</p>
<p dir="auto">So the man thinks for a few moments and asks for his first wish. "I want a beautiful mansion."</p>
<p dir="auto">The genie grants his wish of a brand new, beautiful mansion, and his ex-wife got 2 beautiful mansions.</p>
<p dir="auto">A few minutes later he asks for his second wish. "I want 100 millions dollars."</p>
<p dir="auto">The genie grants his wish of 100 million dollars and his ex-wife got 200 million dollars.</p>
<p dir="auto">On his final wish he takes some time to really think of what he wants. Finally… he asks for his third wish.</p>
<p dir="auto">"I want you to scare me half to death."</p>
<p dir="auto">Read more at <a href="http://www.sunnyskyz.com/funny-jokes/45/A-Genie-Lamp-with-a-Twist#O9oz6ZvxXvzevWQb.99" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.sunnyskyz.com/funny-jokes/45/A-Genie-Lamp-with-a-Twist#O9oz6ZvxXvzevWQb.99</a></p>
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