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<p dir="auto">The officer asked to see the lady's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.</p>
<p dir="auto">"What does it look like?" she finally asked.</p>
<p dir="auto">The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."</p>
<p dir="auto">The driver finally found a mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.</p>
<p dir="auto">The officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."</p>
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