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<p dir="auto">The stumbling man claimed to be Jesus. The priest disagreed and tried to continue but the man insisted he was Jesus.</p>
<p dir="auto">Finally, the priest says, "Alright, if you are really Jesus, how can you prove it?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Come with me," the man said.</p>
<p dir="auto">The priest follows the man inside the bar and immediately the bartender says, "Jesus Christ, not you again."</p>
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