Some explanations first: i work with my sister in very little company. There are 4 people: me, sister and 2 bosses (all are women, except me, of course).

We're having lunch and discussing different stuff. I keep silence, because i don't like to talk much (you may not believe it, but it's true  :)). So, they start to discuss computer viruses and how they harm the computers. So, my dear sister who always has anything to say starts telling a story:

"We got a virus that downloaded a porn…gay porn only!

My thoughts: Wh-wh-wh-what the hell is she talking!?! Is she crazy?! Even i forgot that accident!

I opened a folder and found a lot of video files. Scrolled down and decided to open one…

Please don't go on! Oh god! Who will believe in the virus that downloads a gay porn!? Hope all 3 of you!

…and what i saw! Two gays kissing and they were naked! And everything is close up. Ewww! Disgusting!

Hey! DOn't like it? Don't watch it! Ok?! Ok, calm down. Don't make round eyes! Smile and say something at last!

Me: "YEah! And i was wondering why there's so few free space on my disk! Never know what hackers can do! He-he".

And when i called my brother and showed all this he was shocked…

Of course i was!! But the reason was another…

He had round eyes and was like "ewww! what the hell is that! F*cking viruses!"

Thank god she got me an alibi!

And thank god she changed a topic then! Hope noone will re-tell this story!