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<p dir="auto">"NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.</p>
<p dir="auto">Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling, "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed.</p>
<p dir="auto">"You're a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked.</p>
<p dir="auto">"HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said.</p>
<p dir="auto">The lawyer looked down at his side and cried, "MY ROLEX!"</p>
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