<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[A Farmer And His Watermelons]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.</p>
<p dir="auto">The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation.</p>
<p dir="auto">So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"</p>
<p dir="auto">He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.</p>
<p dir="auto">The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"</p>
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