<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Selling War Insurance]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.</p>
<p dir="auto">It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.</p>
<p dir="auto">Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.</p>
<p dir="auto">Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said:"If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government has to pay only a maximum of $6000. "</p>
<p dir="auto">"Now," he concluded," which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?"</p>
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