<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Newlywed Woman In Her 90s Is Interviewed]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">There was a lady in her 90s who became a sort of local celebrity because she had recently gotten married. The local news station decided to interview her. The interviewer asked questions like how it was to be a newlywed in her 90s.</p>
<p dir="auto">"This isn't my first husband, so it's not much different than the others," she replied with a smile.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Oh? How many husbands have you had?" the interviewer inquired. "This one will be my fourth," she replied.</p>
<p dir="auto">"I was married in my 20s to a banker, then in my 40s to a circus performer. After that I married a preacher."</p>
<p dir="auto">"What does your current husband do?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Oh he's a funeral director."</p>
<p dir="auto">The interviewer laughed and then asked how she came to marry these men from such different backgrounds and personalities.</p>
<p dir="auto">"It always made sense to me," she replied. "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."</p>
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