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<p dir="auto">The driver says, "I KNOW! I was just stopped at a light back there and they climbed into my car and now I don't know what to do!"</p>
<p dir="auto">The attendant thinks for a second and says, "I'll tell you what I'd do - I'd take them to the zoo."</p>
<p dir="auto">The driver says, "That's a good idea - I'll do that!"</p>
<p dir="auto">A week later the driver pulls into the gas station and the attendant sees the same 5 penguins, only now they're wearing sunglasses. The attendant asks, "What are you doing?! I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!"</p>
<p dir="auto">"We did go! We had a great time! Today we're going to the beach!"</p>
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