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<p dir="auto">"Oh, Sarah, when the shop burned down you were right beside me, no?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Sure I was Moshe," his wife replied.</p>
<p dir="auto">"When the Nazis drove us out of our beloved Deutschland you were beside me again, no?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"I was, Moshe."</p>
<p dir="auto">"And now you're at my death bed, aren't you?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"I am, darling."</p>
<p dir="auto">"I'm starting to think you're bad luck, Sarah."</p>
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