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<p dir="auto">The lioness starts to get angry and says, "King of the jungle, how dare you allow this puny monkey to insult you? You must punish him."</p>
<p dir="auto">"You are right, but you know what? I am king of the jungle and I must not lower myself to his level. Let's ignore it."</p>
<p dir="auto">The lioness, astonished, sat in silence. Yet the monkey kept on. After sometime, the lioness looses her patience.</p>
<p dir="auto">"I cannot allow this any longer. I'm going to teach that monkey a lesson."</p>
<p dir="auto">So the lioness chases after the monkey. After a long chase she finds herself out of the jungle and at a construction site. She sees the monkey going through a narrow pipe and leaps in after him. The pipe apparently was not large enough, and the lioness gets stuck.</p>
<p dir="auto">Seeing that the lioness is stuck, the monkey walks around behind her.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Who's a bad girl? Who's a bad girl?!!" he yells as he spanks her butt over and over and over. The monkey continues for a few minutes and then finally leaves with a big smile on his face.</p>
<p dir="auto">After an hour long struggle, the lioness finally frees herself from the pipe. Injured, and completely embarrassed, she returns home to the jungle and to her king.</p>
<p dir="auto">"So how did the hunt go?" the lion curiously asked.</p>
<p dir="auto">The lioness couldn't even look at him.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Aaahhh, he took you to the construction site didn't he?"</p>
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