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<p dir="auto">After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it. The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined not to move in the hope that he would just go away.</p>
<p dir="auto">Then, he decided to look through the window. He shouted, "Do you think I'm stupid? I can see you in there, sir. Open the door!"</p>
<p dir="auto">I said, "You're not coming in mate!"</p>
<p dir="auto">He said, "I don't want to come in, I just want you to step out of the car."</p>
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