<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[I ain&#x27;t touchin&#x27; it…..]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal…</p>
<p dir="auto">Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?</p>
<p dir="auto">The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!</p>
<p dir="auto">He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/1907/i-ain-t-touchin-it</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 18:05:47 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/1907.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:17:41 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I ain&#x27;t touchin&#x27; it….. on Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:11:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">ROTFLMAO</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60126</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60126</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mgr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:11:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I ain&#x27;t touchin&#x27; it….. on Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:33:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">very lifely story ;D</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60095</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60095</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gzlong]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:33:47 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>