<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Really bad hair day]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">A mother bought her daughter a Ken doll that had real hair. One day the mother noticed that the hair had lice in it. She was disguted and decided to boil the doll in a pan. As the lice died she carefully skimmed them out of the water with a ladel.</p>
<p dir="auto">Unfortunately, the stench of the dead lice caused her to sneeze and she blew the dead lice all over the stove.</p>
<p dir="auto">Moral: "The best ladeled pans of lice and Ken oft turn to spray."</p>
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