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<p dir="auto">So on the right day, the fairy princess geared up one hundred white pigeons to her chariot, and off they flew to the theater.</p>
<p dir="auto">After witnessing her outrageous entrance, the director immediately told her to go back home.</p>
<p dir="auto">"But why?" wept the broken-hearted shell of the would-be-ballerina.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Because," came the heartless reply, "I've got enough pigeon-towed dancers in the company already."</p>
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