The Scotsman looks out the window and says, "ahhh, now there's a wonderful piece of Scotland".

A little farther, the Englishman puts down his teacup and looks out the window and remarks, "oooh, what a wonderful piece of England".

Farther still, the Irishman glances down and points, "now there's a wonderful piece of Ireland".

The Chinese man is feeling distinctly far from home, so he smashes his window, throws out a saucer, and says with a big smile, "now there's a piece of china".