<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Superman…...]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">At the end of a long crime fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings spiderman to see if he'd like to go out for a drink.</p>
<p dir="auto">Spiderman replies "No, I have to repair my web spinner."</p>
<p dir="auto">So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and they're all busy. He decides in the end to go for a quick super-fly around the world to clear his mind before bed time.</p>
<p dir="auto">As he passes over Wonder-Woman's mansion he sees her lying naked and spread eagle next to her pool.</p>
<p dir="auto">Hmmm he thinks, with my super powers I'll fly down for a quickie and before she realizes I'll be gone.</p>
<p dir="auto">So he swoops down and "WHAM BAM thank you maam" and he's gone.</p>
<p dir="auto">Wonder- Woman shreiks "What was that?"</p>
<p dir="auto">And the invisible man cries "I don't know, but I've sure got a sore ass!!!"</p>
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]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59919</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59919</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[icey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:15:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Superman…... on Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:11:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f604.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /> thats terrible.</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59917</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59917</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[BGGUY]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:11:58 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>