<![CDATA[Does not speak English]]>A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…

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What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
Now get back to your emails.

I don't know about you sometimes..

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/1845/does-not-speak-englishRSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 17:23:33 GMTSat, 29 Aug 2009 01:22:37 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Does not speak English on Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:45:01 GMT]]>lol got me ;D

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59874https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59874Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:45:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Does not speak English on Sun, 30 Aug 2009 15:43:19 GMT]]>ROTFLMAO  :whistle:

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59871https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59871Sun, 30 Aug 2009 15:43:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Does not speak English on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:04:35 GMT]]>At first, I thought why she needed to take his husband, she just need to grab the butchers's crotch. I would do that. ;D

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59849https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59849Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:04:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Does not speak English on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 06:57:26 GMT]]>:whistle:

lol

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