Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation?
A: Can I help you pack your shit?

Q: What comes after 69?
A: mouthwash.

Q: What's the difference between a refridgerator and a homo?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

Q: What do the rabbis do with foreskin after a circumsicion?
A: Give it to the gays for chewing gum!

Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?
A: "How do we find an egg in all of this shit?"