<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Little Johnny ~ Etiquette Class…..]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:</p>
<p dir="auto">"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."</p>
<p dir="auto">The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."</p>
<p dir="auto">Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."</p>
<p dir="auto">The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."</p>
<p dir="auto">And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/1766/little-johnny-etiquette-class</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 15:18:25 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/1766.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:16:52 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Little Johnny ~ Etiquette Class….. on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 21:58:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I  :lovp: little Jonny <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f642.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" />  :lolp: :lolp:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59512</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59512</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mgr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 21:58:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Little Johnny ~ Etiquette Class….. on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:31:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">lol and teacher fainted right?  ;D</p>
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